Well, I'm not exactly 100%, but I'm willing to help with the Utaran as I've recently figured out my way around most of the site (or at least, under that tag). I'm not confident about my romanji skills (my Japanese skills in general), though and my comments might not be as amusing as yours. :))

But if you're in really, really, really, really deep s@#% (I'm emphasizing deep), I'm willing and pretty free (since I go there anyway to look at it myself for updates/downloads) to help.

Then again, nothing beats your comments, knowledge and Japanese skills. :)) Keep up the good work!