:(...Wow, I was clearly joking. I'm saying that this site has so much good stuff that I end up spending hours here every week. Don't get so offended (especially for someone else's sake).

Fine. How about this?

Ma'am, I thank you kindly for the service you have done me and so many others in your commitment and dedication to this fine website.

Satisfied? Hope so, because my feelings can be hurt with surprising ease. :(
-matt (P.S. I do love your site, btw)